Beware of the hot temperatures, Humans! Your House Panther may melt into a large, tarry puddle, reminiscent of an oil slick.
Don’t fret, Humans! Tuna and catnip will restore your Panther to his solid form.
–Darth Vader
Cold Tail
You’re leaving me, Human Mommy?
I don’t care if it’s only for one day.
Cold tail starts now.
–Luna
Perfect just the way you are…
The Humans say you have been too hot, Summer.
The Humans are wrong. You’ve been perfect…
…just the hot, sultry way you are.
–Quicksilver
Reserving Judgment
New landscaping project, Humans?
I’ll reserve judgment.
For now.
–Quicksilver
Intimidating?
Intimidating? What do you mean?
We are just two bored Apex Predators watching your every move.
–Lily and Luna
Roller Derby
Cool new gear, Humama. Don’t you try and store it in this box.
The box is mine.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Parallel Parking
Human Mommy, I love you…
…but you are terrible at parallel parking.
I can’t even watch right now.
–Quicksilver
Monday
What’s that, Human Mommy? It’s Monday again?
Please make it go away.
–Luna and Lily
Salad Bar
Thank you for the salad bar, Human Mommy!
It’s nutritious and delicious.
–Luna
Fine, I guess I can share…
Fine, I guess I can share but only with Human Daddy.
He bought my chair after all.
–Darth Vader
Daily Feline Wisdom 