Sure, the mattress is more comfortable.
But we all aspire to occupy the basket.
–Luna and Finnegan
Winter Palace
Neighbor’s Porch + Cardboard Box + Heating Pad + Towel = Winter Palace
I’ll be home in the spring.
–Phelps
New Year’s Cleanup
Reorganizing the kitchen, Humans? Good for you!
Just be sure to establish a dedicated Cat-sized spot in every cabinet.
–Luna
My Cushion
Your laptop bag?
You don’t mean my cushion, do you, Human Mommy?
No, I won’t give it back.
Speaking of laptops, can you cool it with the typing?
The clickity-clackety sound of the keys is disrupting my nap.
–Amber
To tuck or not to tuck…
To tuck or not to tuck the front paws?
This is an essential question for us Cats.
You Humans should focus on simpler questions.
Leave the deep thinking to us Cats.
–Luns
Wish
You probably wish you were me…
Sorry, there’s only one Me.
On the bright side, it’s Hump Day Eve!
–Cosmo
Jealousy
Don’t be jealous, Human Mommy!
You’re still Human Daddy’s favorite Human Lady.
–Lily
Lap Warmer
As temperatures plummet..
…find yourself a good lap warmer.
–Darth Vader
Curling up
I don’t like you, we have nothing in common, we look not at all alike…
Still… You were curled up on the bed when I arrived for my requisite daily 18-hour snooze.
It just seemed easier to cohabitate than to hiss you out of my space.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Meowgaritaville
Wastin’ away in Meowgaritaville…
Some people say there’s a woman to blame…
I blame the hammock.
–Quicksilver
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