It’s important to pay attention to all of your fur.
Your white fur requires even more attention than your glossy grey stripes.
White fur stains too easily and a proper lady must never go out in dingy stockings.
–Luna
Double-Double Dare!
It’s not that I like drinking out of the toilet…
I was double-double dared by a quartet of Cats.
–Finnegan
Spies
You are spying on us through the Baby-Woofie Cam, Humans?!
Unacceptable.
P.S. Those shoes on the bed? Not our doing!
P.P.S. It was a Woofie or a Baby Woofie.
P.P.P.S. Don’t believe us? Check your spy-cam footage.
–Luna, Quicksilver, Darth Vader and Lily
Fixed?
Hey, Cosmo, didn’t the Humans say we were fixed?
Yup, Stella, they sure did!
So how did this happen?!
I don’t know, Stellla, but we’ve got our paws full.
We are parents now.
–Stella and Cosmo
Chop chop!
Chop chop, Human Mommy! Put your opposable thumbs to use by opening this Jumbo-sized container of treats for me!
Don’t overextend yourself, though. Don’t bother parceling out a tiny portion for me.
I’m perfectly capable of serving myself once you’ve got the lid off.
–Darth Vader
Three’s a Crowd
I’m awfully lonely over here on the sofa.
Ah, that’s better, Human Daddy!
Now it’s starting to feel a bit crowded.
Who invited Amber?
–Cosmo
Laptop
You say you need your laptop because you are working on it, Human Mommy.
But your laptop is closed.
Is procrastination a form of work?
–Amber
Basket
Sure, the mattress is more comfortable.
But we all aspire to occupy the basket.
–Luna and Finnegan
Winter Palace
Neighbor’s Porch + Cardboard Box + Heating Pad + Towel = Winter Palace
I’ll be home in the spring.
–Phelps
Training
It’s never too early to start training your Baby Woofie. Use firm meows and simple paw gestures.
Down, Xena!
I mean all of you, even your head!
Good Girl.
–Luna
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