Let’s be honest–it might be a good idea to reduce your Amazon orders, Human Mommy.
Don’t you dare recycle this Amazon box, though.
I’m obviously reusing it.
–Amber
Cold
It is cold, Human Mommy! Why are you unplugging my space heater?!
You’re leaving for work, you’ve set the thermostat to 68 degrees, and the space heater is a hazard unattended, you say.
Harrumph!
It’s on you if you come home to a Catsicle.
–Finnegan
Monday, you say?
Monday, you say, Human Mommy?
Maybe for you, but definitely not for me.
–Lily
Got Dog?
Got Dog? Good for you!
You’ll never have to dine alone again.
–Cosmo
Toll Collector
So you changed your mind and need to go back upstairs because you “forgot” something in the bedroom?
You have to pay the toll again, preferably in Catnip or Cream.
–Lily
Begging…
You Humans call it “begging.”
We call it “ordering.”
–Luna, Stella, and Cosmo
Bromance
You know it’s a true Bromance…
…when you can’t say where one tail ends and the other begins.
–Cosmo and Darth Vader
Synchronized Napping
Inter-Species Synchronized Napping Nationals here we come!
Seriously, we are coming soon, just as soon as we wake up.
–Lily and Stella
A Cat, a Fire…
A Cat, a fire and a cup of joe…
Mornings don’t get any better than this.
–Quicksilver
True Love
Never give up on true love!
Persistence pays off.
–Cosmo
P.S. OMD (Oh-My-Dog)! Luna is almost touching one of my back paws with one of her front paws! Best Day EVER!!!
Daily Feline Wisdom 