Welcome home! It’s awfully late.
What did you bring me?
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Know your Angles
Want to be a Top Cat Model? Know your angles.
I’m handsome in profile.
Three-quarters view is my best look, as it works well with my bone structure and enhances my air of mystery.
–Quicksilver
The Good Old Days
Truth to tell, I miss the good old days when the Private Members-Only Cat Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch, was only open to Male Cats.
Stop that, Uncle Quicksilver! You are being sexist and speciesist right now.
Besides, Stella’s initiation fees paid for our Club’s second couch.
–Quicksilver and Luna
Beach Buddies
The only thing better than a solitary dip…
…is a day at the beach with your buddies!
–Thunder, Guest Contributor
Sushi!
Sushi for dinner, Humans?
Yes, please!
Now where are my chopsticks?
–Luna
Warrior Princess
Sure, you can purr sweetly for a chin skritch or a tummy rub, if that’s your thing.
Just never forget who you really are.
You’re a Warrior Princess.
–Izzy, Guest Contributor and Thunder’s Big Sis
Government Regulations
Please fetch me a fishing pole, Human Mommy.
What do you mean I need a fishing license to fish in my own private goldfish and Koi pond?!
Great, just great.
My breakfast plans are ruined due to nonsensical government regulations.
–Darth Vader
Just One Whiff…
As a Scent Hound, sometimes you have to give in and take a good, deep whiff of Meowie butt.
The Meowie’s Murder Mitten slamming down on your pretty Puppy nose is going to hurt.
Worth it. Totally worth it.
–Stella
I’ll get back to you
What’s that, Humans? It’s time to come in from the Private Members-Only Cat Club immediately?
Let me think that over.
I’ll get back to you.
–Luna
Dishwasher Inspection
How will you know if your dishes are really clean unless we sniff-inspect them for you?
You’re welcome, Humans.
–Chief Inspector Lily and Lieutenant Sniffer Luna
Daily Feline Wisdom 