If you must share space with a Woofie, make sure that the Woofie’s fur complements your own.
And that she sits at least a tail-length behind you.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Intrusions
There are many ways to defend yourself against Woofie intrusions.
For example, you can build a pillow barricade.
Or you can take a hostage, like the Second Can Opener, aka Human Mommy.*
–Phelps
*It is very important to take the Second Can Opener hostage and not the First. If you take the First Can Opener hostage, you’ll wait a long time for your own dinner, too.
Never too hot…
It’s never too hot…
…if you properly hydrate.
–Quicksilver
Forgiveness
So you want to buy my forgiveness, Humama, after inexplicably, inexcusably and unauthorizidely abandoning me for a WHOLE weekend?!
I won’t say “no” to a lap cuddle, but don’t think you’re forgiven.
Twice my daily food ration? Nice, but don’t assume that I accept your apology.
What’s that? You are putting me on a D-I-E-T?!
Oh no…
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Sunday Sun
Is the Sunday Sun shining too brightly for you?
Just cover your eyes and return to the land of nod.
Be sure to wake up in time for brunch, though.
–Lily
Circus
Maybe I should run off and join the circus!
My tightrope act always draws a large audience…
…large in physical size if not large in number.
–Luna
Big Bed
Sure, the big bed is a lot more comfortable than the extra small Puppy bed.
But a good guy leaves the big bed all to his lady when she needs some alone time.
–Cosmo
Beware of Jungle Cats!
Beware!
There are many Apex Predators about.
Enter our Jungle at your own risk.
–Quicksilver and Phelps
Anti-gravity Paws II
How’d I get up here?
Anti-gravity, magnetic, propulsion Paws, obviously.
How’m I getting back down?
To be determined…
–Finnegan
Kiss your Bestie
Always greet your Bestie with a kiss!
Then settle in to hear all about her exciting weekend of Guard-Catting.
–Xena
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