I sense a Baby Woofie behind me.
I hope I’m wrong.
–Darth Vader
You’re not wrong, Uncle Darth! I’m right here!
Wanna play chase after I polish off my bully ring?
–Xena
Tug-of-War
Your opponent may be 10 times your size.
He may even be more experienced than you in the art of Tug.
None of that means you should give up.
Tug, tug, TUG!!!
You WANT that yellow chicken rope toy.
–Xena
More Progress!!!
Human Mommy just got up, but Luna stayed!!
She’s totally ignoring me, but she’s still here!!!!!
We are basically best friends now, right?
–Xena
Progress!
O.M.D. (Oh My Dog)!!!! Luna has fallen asleep on Human Mommy’s lap with her paw resting on my cute Puppy rump.
Only a matter of time until my 2018 resolution comes true!
Only a matter of time until we’re besties!
–Xena
Meowy Catsmas
Meowy Catsmas, Barky Dogsmas, and Snappy Turtlesmas to you and yours!
Purrs, Luna, Lily, Amber, Finnegan, Darth Vader, Quicksilver and Phelps
Woofs and Wags, Cosmo, Stella and Xena
Festive Snaps, Maple Ann
Hydration
To become a strong Warrior Princess, you must eat heartily, work out hard, and hydrate.
Hydration is most important.
–Xena
Helping Out
Whatcha doing Human Daddy?
Can I help you out?
Oooh! This fire we built feels so good on my fur!
–Xena
Too Much Fetch
There’s no such thing as too much fetch!
There is such a thing as just enough fetch to insure that you collapse on the futon to dream of yet more fetch!
–Cosmo
Why Smile?
You have introduced a baby Woofie to my kingdom.
You have encumbered my royal shelf with a bulky camera to spy on said Woofie.
Why would the Sun King smile about any of this?
–Finnegan, the Sun King
Scary Things
Sometimes even the strongest, bravest, seven-pound-and-growing Warrior Puppy Princess gets scared, like when she is taken, against her will, to the dreaded V-E-T.
Just curl up tight in your Human Daddy’s arms. You’re strong, but he’s stronger than you. He doesn’t seem the least bit scared and he’s obviously topped seven pounds.
Human Daddy will keep you safe.
–Xena Warrior Princess
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