So you changed your mind and need to go back upstairs because you “forgot” something in the bedroom?
You have to pay the toll again, preferably in Catnip or Cream.
–Lily
Vitamin-D
When it’s cold, we Turtles burrow in.
If a warm spell strikes, we reamerge to bask in the unseasonable heat.
Nothing, not even blood worms, tastes as good as Vitamin-D feels.
–Princess Maple Ann
Statues
As a Cat, you know you’ve found a suitable household…
…when your Humans erect monuments to your Felinity here and there and everywhere.
–Luna
House Arrest
First you take me to the vet.
Next you confine me to the house for over a week so that I can “heal.”
I may be sleeping right now but I’m still furious.
–Phelps
My Cushion
Your laptop bag?
You don’t mean my cushion, do you, Human Mommy?
No, I won’t give it back.
Speaking of laptops, can you cool it with the typing?
The clickity-clackety sound of the keys is disrupting my nap.
–Amber
Photobomb
BOL! I photobombed your selfie, Human Daddy!
Where’s my treat?
–Cosmo
To tuck or not to tuck…
To tuck or not to tuck the front paws?
This is an essential question for us Cats.
You Humans should focus on simpler questions.
Leave the deep thinking to us Cats.
–Luns
Kittenish Energy
Why’d you name her Luna, Humans?
I think Lightening, Flash, Bolt or even Blur would suit her better.
Also, do you have any idea when her Kittenish energy will dissipate?
It’s exhausting.
–Lily
Taller
Walking on two paws instead of four?
Is that a thing?
All right, I’ll give it a go.
I’m taller, but I feel awkward.
My balance is off for hunting…er… ornithology.
–Finnegan
Boxes sans stuff…
Love the boxes, Amazon, but Human Mommy orders way too much stuff.
Can we get the boxes without stuff?
–Luna
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