Want to be a Top Cat Model? Know your angles.
I’m handsome in profile.
Three-quarters view is my best look, as it works well with my bone structure and enhances my air of mystery.
–Quicksilver
Dishwasher Inspection
How will you know if your dishes are really clean unless we sniff-inspect them for you?
You’re welcome, Humans.
–Chief Inspector Lily and Lieutenant Sniffer Luna
Closed Doors
Closed doors are an affront to our dignity as Cats.
I command you to rectify this situation immediately, Human Mommy.
–Lily
Peekaboo
Peekaboo, annoyingly bright morning sun. I see you.
Now I don’t and that’s much better.
–Lily
Personal Stylist
As a Girl Cat, part of your job is to help your Human Mommy pick out her outfits.
The grey shift is your best bet today, Human Mommy.
–Luna
Up a Tree
But of course I know how to get down!
Why would you even ask?
–Phelps
Foot Pounce
They say you should do some cardio first thing in the morning.
My daily, morning routine focuses on Foot Pounce.
I think Human Mommy benefits from this, too, as she moves her ginormous paws relatively fast.
For a Human, that is.
–Luna
Queuing Part 2
So it turns out that there is no App for avoiding the wait at the Drippy Faucet of Youth.
Any venture capitalists following this blog?
Have I got a great startup pitch for you!
–Luna
Sorry not Sorry
“Age before beauty,” at least when it comes to the Drippy Faucet of Youth.
Unless you’re a Millennial Kitten. Then you’ll for sure try to cut in line.
–Lily and Charlie
I don’t want to be part of the narrative of waiting in line. Isn’t there an app where we can schedule our faucet time?
So I tried to cut. Sorry not sorry.
–Luna
Brothers vs. Sisters
For a girl Kitty, big Brothers are nice…
…but nothing beats a Big Sis you can look up to!
–Luna
Daily Feline Wisdom 