Let’s be honest–it might be a good idea to reduce your Amazon orders, Human Mommy.
Don’t you dare recycle this Amazon box, though.
I’m obviously reusing it.
–Amber
Guard Dogs
Left and center…
Partial left and three-quarters left…
Full left and full left…
All clear on the left!
Time to scan the right.
–Cosmo and Stella
Cold
It is cold, Human Mommy! Why are you unplugging my space heater?!
You’re leaving for work, you’ve set the thermostat to 68 degrees, and the space heater is a hazard unattended, you say.
Harrumph!
It’s on you if you come home to a Catsicle.
–Finnegan
Boo!
Don’t spend too much on an itchy, ill-fitting Halloween costume that you’ll only wear once!
Sometimes, all you need is to accentuate your eyes.
Boo!
–Darth Vader
Monday, you say?
Monday, you say, Human Mommy?
Maybe for you, but definitely not for me.
–Lily
Got Dog?
Got Dog? Good for you!
You’ll never have to dine alone again.
–Cosmo
Toll Collector
So you changed your mind and need to go back upstairs because you “forgot” something in the bedroom?
You have to pay the toll again, preferably in Catnip or Cream.
–Lily
Begging…
You Humans call it “begging.”
We call it “ordering.”
–Luna, Stella, and Cosmo
Bromance
You know it’s a true Bromance…
…when you can’t say where one tail ends and the other begins.
–Cosmo and Darth Vader
Synchronized Napping
Inter-Species Synchronized Napping Nationals here we come!
Seriously, we are coming soon, just as soon as we wake up.
–Lily and Stella
Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom 