Author: sevencatsandcounting
Oversized boxes are fine for the winter…

…but the spring calls for slimmer looks.
–Luna
Don’t judge me.

I saw you with the pizza last night, Humans.
–Quicksilver
Maybe I can’t see the last slice of pizza, but I sure can smell it!

Gimme some, Human Daddy!
C’mon, it’s FRIDAY!!!
–Cosmo
You’re never truly alone…

…so long as your Shadow Panther is padding along beside you.
–Darth Vader
What’s that, Humans? It’s Hump Day?
Yippee for you!

If you were more Cat-like, this wouldn’t be an issue.

You could just snooze through all the weekdays and glide gracefully into the weekend.
–Lily
Fancy meeting you at the gym, Luna!

Please allow me to lick the perspiration from your pearly whiskers.

What’s that? You’re not perspiring?
Oh, I see why…

It looks like your treadmill is broken.

Don’t worry! It will take me just a moment to sniff out the short circuit.
What do you mean by “OFF,” Luna?
Do you prefer for the treadmill to be off–which kind of defeats the purpose? Or do you want me off the treadmill?

Or maybe both?
–Xena
Can you see me? No? Perfect!
Took you a moment? Still good…

Camouflage is essential to us hunters …er… nature enthusiasts.
–Phelps

Someday I’ll be the big spoon.

I just have to get a wee bit bigger first.
–Xena
I prefer this spot on the bedspread as it enhances my orange fur.

Orange is the new black, after all.

Pffff.. There’s no need for a “new” black.
Black is the one color that never goes out of style.
–Finnegan and Darth Vader
Are we Best Friends now, Luna?

No!

Not…

…yet.
–Xena and Luna