My bedspread is wrinkled, Humans!
I fully intend to file a complaint with management…
…right after I wake up from my 8 to 12 hour nap.
–Darth Vader
Furniture
Picking out the right furniture is tough, unless you’re picking out a Cat Tree.
You can’t go wrong with a Cat Tree, the taller, the better, generously dosed with Catnip.
–Lily, Luna, Darth Vader and Quicksilver
Fetch
No, Cosmo, Human Mommy can’t play fetch with you right now.
Can’t you see?
Human Mommy is busy being my cushion.
–Darth Vader
Lap Warmer
As temperatures plummet..
…find yourself a good lap warmer.
–Darth Vader
Panther Puddle
Beware of the hot temperatures, Humans! Your House Panther may melt into a large, tarry puddle, reminiscent of an oil slick.
Don’t fret, Humans! Tuna and catnip will restore your Panther to his solid form.
–Darth Vader
Fine, I guess I can share…
Fine, I guess I can share but only with Human Daddy.
He bought my chair after all.
–Darth Vader
Adirondack Chair
What a great purchase, Humans! I love my new Adirondack chair.
No, you may not sit on it, Human Mommy.
It is large but obviously not large enough to accommodate the both of us.
–Darth Vader
Nap Marathon
If you had been serious about straightening out the comforter, Human Mommy…
…you would have done so before our nap marathon commenced.
–Darth Vader and Finnegan
Online Shopping
One of the problems with online shopping is that you can’t try stuff on for size before purchasing.
I probably should have ordered this box in a size up.
Oh well…
Thank goodness for cardboard/spandex blends.
–Darth Vader
Government Regulations
Please fetch me a fishing pole, Human Mommy.
What do you mean I need a fishing license to fish in my own private goldfish and Koi pond?!
Great, just great.
My breakfast plans are ruined due to nonsensical government regulations.
–Darth Vader
Daily Feline Wisdom 