Hello Bully Stick!
I…
…will…
…destroy…
…you!
–Xena, aka Piranha Princess
Scratching
Don’t scratch in just one spot! That’s lazy.
Propel yourself along the base of the ottoman, leaving your artistic mark on every inch.
This makes for an excellent core workout, too.
–Finnegan
Apologies
I won’t say “no” to a lap cuddle.
I’ll accept a head skritch.
Still, you’re not forgiven for abandoning me for a day.
Food? Double my daily ration?
I may forgive you someday.
Someday is not soon.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Abandonment
You’re leaving me over the Holiday weekend, Humama?!
Who authorized this?
I sure didn’t.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Lion at Repose
The Lion is at repose.
Do NOT disturb the Lion.
–Finnegan
I’m Perfect
There I was, enjoying a Meowmosa-infused brunch with my Girls when you unexpectedly and unacceptably stuffed me in a tiny prison.
Not cool, Humans!
And then the Vet stuck me and weighed me and inquired if, at 11 pounds, I might be on the pudgy side.
Body-shaming? Seriously?
I’m perfect.
–Luna
Yay Friday!
Yay, it’s Friday!
Time to kick up your heels and/or paws.
–Luna
Mandala
My paw is on the center of the mandala and the mandala symbolizes the universe.
I control the universe, obviously.
–Luna
Don’t judge me
Don’t judge me.
I saw you with the pizza last night, Humans.
–Quicksilver
Dishtowels
Dishtowels? These are Luna towels. Can’t you see? They are grey and white just like me.
Please use the paper towels.
The fabric ones belong to me.
–Luna
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