I want to leave…
…and yet the door is closed.
Unacceptable…
…totally unacceptable.
–Amber
Plain White Paper
Plain white paper is boring.
Paper with a generous dusting of decorative fur is much nicer.
–Amber
Opposable Thumbs
I rarely regret my lack of opposable thumbs.
Still, I feel bad that I can’t apply Human Mommy’s makeup in the morning.
Human Mommy tries to do it herself but she needs help.
Badly.
–Amber
Ingenue
You can be an ingenue at any age.
It’s all about the eyes, the fur and the je-ne-sais-quoi.
–Amber
Nonsense
Your bag, Human Mommy?
What nonsense is this?
–Amber
Three’s a Crowd
I’m awfully lonely over here on the sofa.
Ah, that’s better, Human Daddy!
Now it’s starting to feel a bit crowded.
Who invited Amber?
–Cosmo
Laptop
You say you need your laptop because you are working on it, Human Mommy.
But your laptop is closed.
Is procrastination a form of work?
–Amber
Demerits
Yet again you have failed to make our bed, Human Mommy.
That will be 5 demerits.
–Lily, Luna, Amber and Quicksilver
Cold?
Cold? Curl up tight.
Eradicate the winter bomb cyclone with your eye lasers.
–Amber
Comfort versus Style
Comfort should never trump style. If you find your Human Mommy’s new knit booties unattractive, you should let her know, in no uncertain terms.
–Amber
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