The big door is finally opening for me.
I’m graduating from the Guard Cat Academy!
A thorough patrol is de rigueur.
After that, Guard-Catting closely ressembles lounging, or so says my lieutenant Darth Vader.
–Luna
Break Time
I’m on break.
But I’m always alert.
Always ready to guard the homestead against intruders.
–Phelps
Friday
Thank Cat it’s Friday!
What?! It is only Friday morning?
Wake me for Happy Hour and not a moment sooner.
–Lily
Training Maintenance
Even Adult Woofies require reinforcement and maintenance of their basic skills.
Down, Cosmo!
Good Woofie.
–Luna
Odd Questions
“Good morning, Darth and Silver,” says Human Mommy. “Did you sleep well?”
Did we sleep well? What’s up with the past tense, Human Mommy? We have hours more sleep ahead of us…
Did we sleep well? Well, of course we did and do and will.
We Cats are Masters of the Land of Nod.
–Darth Vader and Quicksilver
Scratching
Don’t scratch in just one spot! That’s lazy.
Propel yourself along the base of the ottoman, leaving your artistic mark on every inch.
This makes for an excellent core workout, too.
–Finnegan
Good Things
Amazon boxes are sort of hit or miss.
Chewy boxes, though, always contain good things, like bully sticks or squeaky toys or best Meowie friends.
Hiya, Luna! How about a kiss?
Dog-diggity-dog! Luna gave me a kiss!
She likes me. She really likes me.
–Xena
Toll Collector
So you want to go up the stairs, Humans?
There’s a toll.
–Lily
Apologies
I won’t say “no” to a lap cuddle.
I’ll accept a head skritch.
Still, you’re not forgiven for abandoning me for a day.
Food? Double my daily ration?
I may forgive you someday.
Someday is not soon.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Nope
Nope.
Go away, Tuesday.
I’m not feeling you.
–Darth Vader
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