It’s Thursday, you say? Interesting…
Wake me up when it’s a fun day, like Friday.
Just not before Happy Hour, please.
A Party Girl needs her beauty sleep.
–Lily
Sushi!
Sushi for dinner, Humans?
Yes, please!
Now where are my chopsticks?
–Luna
Warrior Princess
Sure, you can purr sweetly for a chin skritch or a tummy rub, if that’s your thing.
Just never forget who you really are.
You’re a Warrior Princess.
–Izzy, Guest Contributor and Thunder’s Big Sis
Government Regulations
Please fetch me a fishing pole, Human Mommy.
What do you mean I need a fishing license to fish in my own private goldfish and Koi pond?!
Great, just great.
My breakfast plans are ruined due to nonsensical government regulations.
–Darth Vader
Past Tense
Correction, Human Mommy. These were your shoes.
Now they are mine.
–Luna
Irresistible
Maybe you can resist my emerald eyes.
Maybe you can resist my stripy tail, my flexed whiskers, or my heart-shaped nose.
But you can’t resist them when they all come together in one package (i.e. Me, Orzo).
I’m irresistible.
–Orzo, guest contributor
Pretty Please!
Stella did it and got a cute nose-piercing for her efforts.
Can’t I take a long, deep whiff of Kitty Butt, too, Quicksilver?
Pretty please!
–Cosmo
Just One Whiff…
As a Scent Hound, sometimes you have to give in and take a good, deep whiff of Meowie butt.
The Meowie’s Murder Mitten slamming down on your pretty Puppy nose is going to hurt.
Worth it. Totally worth it.
–Stella
I’ll get back to you
What’s that, Humans? It’s time to come in from the Private Members-Only Cat Club immediately?
Let me think that over.
I’ll get back to you.
–Luna
Guard Cats
You don’t have to be awake to guard…
You just have to be intimidating.
–Darth Vader and Quicksilver
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