Remember that ballet flat you were looking for, Human Mommy?
Found it!
–Stella
Ray of Sunshine
On a cold winter morning…
…find yourself a fine ray of sunshine.
–Cosmo
Sleep in…
It’s Sunday morning, Human Mommy.
Sleep in as long as you like…
…or until we require your services.
Whichever comes first.
–Luna
Cold?
Cold? Curl up tight.
Eradicate the winter bomb cyclone with your eye lasers.
–Amber
Solidarity
There is a new, young, overly energetic Woofie.
We Cats must bide our time on the highest perch.
–Luna and Quicksilver
Big Sisters
Big Sisters are the best!
They listen to you and give you great advice.
Plus, no one can ever bully you when your Big Sis has your back.
–Xena
Strange Question
No, you may not rest your gigantic head on my pillow, Human Mommy.
What a strange question!
Why would you even ask?
–Darth Vader
Annoying Habits
I know you’re excited about your squeaky candy cane, Cosmo, but can you cool it on the tail wagging?
Some of us are trying to nap here.
–Luna
Meowy Catsmas
Meowy Catsmas, Barky Dogsmas, and Snappy Turtlesmas to you and yours!
Purrs, Luna, Lily, Amber, Finnegan, Darth Vader, Quicksilver and Phelps
Woofs and Wags, Cosmo, Stella and Xena
Festive Snaps, Maple Ann
Why Smile?
You have introduced a baby Woofie to my kingdom.
You have encumbered my royal shelf with a bulky camera to spy on said Woofie.
Why would the Sun King smile about any of this?
–Finnegan, the Sun King
Daily Feline Wisdom 