A grey stripy Princess in a little grey storage box? Lovely…
Quite lovely.
–Luna
Snug as a Bug
Snug as a Bug? Sure, it rhymes.
But snug as a Cat makes much more sense!
–Amber
Nap Marathon
If you had been serious about straightening out the comforter, Human Mommy…
…you would have done so before our nap marathon commenced.
–Darth Vader and Finnegan
Brushing
Even the Biggest, Baddest, Blackest and Whitest Boss Cat looks forward to his weekly brushing.
Yes… Concentrate on the head… I may have had a run-in with a spider web or two.
Bath? What?! No, that’s really not necessary, Human Daddy.
Just keep doing what you’re doing.
Don’t forget my right flank. I fear that I’ve acquired some burrs on both sides of my glossy top coat.
Long story…
–Phelps
Dishtowels
Dishtowels you say, Human Mommy?
Cat sheets, I say.
I’m right. You’re wrong.
Now go away.
It’s high time for my late afternoon nap.
–Amber
Welcome Home
Welcome home! It’s awfully late.
What did you bring me?
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Good Listener
My ears aren’t inside out, Humans.
I’m just being a good listener.
You Humans should try this more often.
The listening part, not the ear part. I don’t think your ears are as flexible as mine.
–Stella
The Good Old Days
Truth to tell, I miss the good old days when the Private Members-Only Cat Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch, was only open to Male Cats.
Stop that, Uncle Quicksilver! You are being sexist and speciesist right now.
Besides, Stella’s initiation fees paid for our Club’s second couch.
–Quicksilver and Luna
Wardrobe Mistress
It’s a lot of work being Human Mommy’s Wardrobe Mistress.
I have to pick out Human Mommy’s daily outfits and maintain a glorious sheen of shed fur on all her clothes.
The stuff she leaves in drawers and her maxi dresses are fairly easy to maintain.
To maintain the knee-length skirts, mini-skirts, blazers and hanging blouses, though, you have to be prepared to climb.
–Luna
Teal
Don’t be afraid to experiment with color!
Teal will make your stripes pop like nobody’s business.
–Amber
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