So it turns out that there is no App for avoiding the wait at the Drippy Faucet of Youth.
Any venture capitalists following this blog?
Have I got a great startup pitch for you!
–Luna
Sorry not Sorry
“Age before beauty,” at least when it comes to the Drippy Faucet of Youth.
Unless you’re a Millennial Kitten. Then you’ll for sure try to cut in line.
–Lily and Charlie
I don’t want to be part of the narrative of waiting in line. Isn’t there an app where we can schedule our faucet time?
So I tried to cut. Sorry not sorry.
–Luna
Admired
To be a Cat is to be admired
Assume an admirable pose.
–Quicksilver
Brothers vs. Sisters
For a girl Kitty, big Brothers are nice…
…but nothing beats a Big Sis you can look up to!
–Luna
Hydration
It’s essential to stay hydrated when temperatures soar.
Don’t drink out of the silly bowls the Humans provide for you. Drink exclusively from the drippy faucet of youth.
Seriously, it’s at least 9 times more hydrating than regular water.
Trust me.
Depending on the Google result you consult, I’m at least 80 years old.
I don’t look a day over 60, though, do I?
–Charlie
When Temperatures Soar
When temperatures soar, discerning young Lions eschew the couch, bench and cubby holes of the Private Members-only Cat Club in favor of the glass table top.
If you close your eyes, you may even have visions of ice fishing.
–Finnegan
Exercise Equipment
My Cat Tree is great for cardio, for strength work, for claw-sharpening and for naps.
Maybe if your exercise equipment included napping options, you Humans would be more likely to use it.
Just saying…
–Luna
Protect your “Me” Time
Let your body relax, but let everybody know that the couch is yours with your yellow headlamp, laser eyes.
Protect your “Me” time.
–Phelps
So Hungry!
The Meowies say it’s rude to hover, but I’m ever so hungry.
I ate 5 minutes ago, i.e. an ETERNITY.
Hurry up Uncle Charlie! I’m starving.
–Cosmo
Back off Monday
Back off Monday!
The Jungle Queen has not finished weekending yet.
–Lily
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