Wanna Play, Uncle Darth?
No, I do not, Little Xena.
Woof!
Hisssssssssss…
Woof…
HISSSSSSS…
WOOF…
Break it up you two!
–Xena, Darth Vader and Cosmo
A Good Kiss
Motion sickness? Tummy upset? All in the past!
A good kiss cures everything.
–Xena
Hammock
I’m trying to enjoy the hammock, Human Daddy.
But the back and forth…
…and to and fro is wreaking havoc on my tummy.
Uh-oh! I maybe shouldn’t have eaten so much grass before joining you on the hammock, Human Daddy.
Please put me down on solid ground ASAP!
–Xena
Fountains
You know it’s spring when…
…the drinking fountains are full of clear, sweet water again.
–Quicksilver
Garden Helper
Whatcha doing, Human Daddy?
Ooh, I see! You’re digging a hole!
Please let me help. I don’t mind getting my paws dirty.
–Xena
Thorough Sniffing
It’s not enough to sniff on just one side of the stream.
Sniff on both sides…
…Plus in the stream itself.
You can never know too much.
You can never smell too much.
–Xena
Never lose control
Never lose control of the remote control!
Seriously, how much Meowie daytime programming can a little Puppy handle?
–Xena
Hello Bully Stick
Hello Bully Stick!
I…
…will…
…destroy…
…you!
–Xena, aka Piranha Princess
Good Things
Amazon boxes are sort of hit or miss.
Chewy boxes, though, always contain good things, like bully sticks or squeaky toys or best Meowie friends.
Hiya, Luna! How about a kiss?
Dog-diggity-dog! Luna gave me a kiss!
She likes me. She really likes me.
–Xena
Oh, Ball!
Oh, Ball, we had a great round what with chasing and biting and squeaking and bouncing and biting some more!
We both deserve a nap until the next round!
–Xena
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