The best part of a Snow Day?
SNOW!
And having Human Daddy home!
Dog Diggity Dog, Human Daddy is HOME! And he’s throwing a FRISBEE!
In the SNOW!
–Cosmo and Stella
Don’t judge me
Don’t judge me.
I saw you with the pizza last night, Humans.
–Quicksilver
Shadow Panther
You’re never truly alone…
…so long as your Shadow Panther is padding along beside you.
–Darth Vader
Orange is the New Black
I prefer this spot on the bedspread as it enhances my orange fur.
Orange is the new black, after all.
Pffff.. There’s no need for a “new” black.
Black is the one color that never goes out of style.
–Finnegan and Darth Vader
Cat in a Cave
Sure, I’m a Cat in a Cave, paparazzi. It has decent alliteration, but didn’t you consider why I’m in the cave?
Did it never occur to you that a Cat in a Cave might value his privacy?
–Finnegan
Counting
I got a Bully Braid from Human Mommy and a Squeaky Squirrel from Daddy Cosmo.
1 Squirrel + 1 Bully Braid = 2 Chewies
I got a Bully Braid from Human Mommy and another from my fiance Cosmo.
1 Bully Braid × 2 = 2 Chewies
I had a Bully Braid and a Squeaky Squirrel and I gave both away to my Ladies.
(Squeaky Squirrel + Bully Stick) – ( Squeaky Squirrel + Bully Stick) = 0 Chewies
Sacrifices = Good Man
–Xena, Stella and Cosmo
Ingenue
You can be an ingenue at any age.
It’s all about the eyes, the fur and the je-ne-sais-quoi.
–Amber
Spies
You are spying on us through the Baby-Woofie Cam, Humans?!
Unacceptable.
P.S. Those shoes on the bed? Not our doing!
P.P.S. It was a Woofie or a Baby Woofie.
P.P.P.S. Don’t believe us? Check your spy-cam footage.
–Luna, Quicksilver, Darth Vader and Lily
Three’s a Crowd
I’m awfully lonely over here on the sofa.
Ah, that’s better, Human Daddy!
Now it’s starting to feel a bit crowded.
Who invited Amber?
–Cosmo
Monday?
Monday you say, Human Mommy?
Maybe for you but not for me.
I’ve decided to extend my Sunday afternoon snooze to next Friday Night Happy Hour.
–Lily
Daily Feline Wisdom 