Where’s my Mousie?
I swear I had it right here!
I found your Mousie, Luna.
I’ll give it back if you let me visit your egg.
–Luna and Cosmo
Coping with Monday
Don’t feel bad about hitting the Lion’s Head Tavern a wee bit before noon.
Don’t feel bad about squinting your eyes tight shut in order to imitate a leaf, or a loaf, or maybe a leaf loaf.
We all cope with Monday in our own way.
–Darth Vader and Finnegan, aka Leaf Loaf
Water Level
The water level in my glass is much too low.
Your glass? Whatever do you mean, Human Mommy? I don’t see you struggling to slurp up the water.
Ahhh… That’s better.
–Amber
Ingress and Egress
Not only do great Guard Cats prevent ingress of intruders, we also prevent egress of our Human Servants.
Unless you guys are heading out to fetch tuna for our supper… In that case, be our guest.
–Darth Vader and Quicksilver
New Sheet
Good call on our new bed sheet, Human Mommy!
It serves as a great backdrop to all of our fur tones.
–Amber and Stella
Sunbathing
Sunbathing is not only for the summer months.
Vitamin-D is important at all times of the year.
–Cosmo
The Best Pillow
It’s not the softest pillow and it’s not the biggest pillow.
But Human Daddy’s head is the best pillow, paws down.
–Cosmo
Saturday
If you don’t lounge around at least a bit on Saturday…
…you’re doing it wrong.
–Luna, Cosmo and Stella
Guard Dogs
Left and center…
Partial left and three-quarters left…
Full left and full left…
All clear on the left!
Time to scan the right.
–Cosmo and Stella
Cold
It is cold, Human Mommy! Why are you unplugging my space heater?!
You’re leaving for work, you’ve set the thermostat to 68 degrees, and the space heater is a hazard unattended, you say.
Harrumph!
It’s on you if you come home to a Catsicle.
–Finnegan
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