To tuck or not to tuck the front paws?
This is an essential question for us Cats.
You Humans should focus on simpler questions.
Leave the deep thinking to us Cats.
–Luns
Kittenish Energy
Why’d you name her Luna, Humans?
I think Lightening, Flash, Bolt or even Blur would suit her better.
Also, do you have any idea when her Kittenish energy will dissipate?
It’s exhausting.
–Lily
Spaghetti
I’m starving!
Please share your spaghetti. This is an urgent request as I’m starving.
Totally starving.
–Cosmo
Carrots
Carrots aren’t normally my favorite…
…but carrots filled with ‘Nip . ..
…are legit and totally nice.
–Lily
Taller
Walking on two paws instead of four?
Is that a thing?
All right, I’ll give it a go.
I’m taller, but I feel awkward.
My balance is off for hunting…er… ornithology.
–Finnegan
Wish
You probably wish you were me…
Sorry, there’s only one Me.
On the bright side, it’s Hump Day Eve!
–Cosmo
Boxes sans stuff…
Love the boxes, Amazon, but Human Mommy orders way too much stuff.
Can we get the boxes without stuff?
–Luna
Deja vu…
Weren’t we here a couple of days ago?
Didn’t you say that this was our only time here for the year?
So maybe I had an altercation with another Cat…
So maybe I have a slight wound to my flank that is weeping stinky pus…
That’s hardly a reason to bring me back here.
You are not my favorite Human right now.
–Phelps
A gremlin in the gutter
A lovely story from Portugal about the daring rescue of a beautiful, singing House Panther. Enjoy!
Purrs, Darth Vader et al
Creepy Crawly
I killed the Creepy Crawly, Human Mommy!
I even refrained from eating it so that you could see my good work.
Where’s my reward?
P.S. I accept payment in Tuna (packed in water not oil), Catnip (the fancy organic kind not the supermarket rotgut), Cream (full fat NOT fat free) and bitcoin.
–Luna
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