I prefer this spot on the bedspread as it enhances my orange fur.
Orange is the new black, after all.
Pffff.. There’s no need for a “new” black.
Black is the one color that never goes out of style.
–Finnegan and Darth Vader
Ingenue
You can be an ingenue at any age.
It’s all about the eyes, the fur and the je-ne-sais-quoi.
–Amber
Not Posing
Yes, we’re handsome. No, we’re not posing.
No special effort went into this photo on our part.
We woke up like this.
–Finnegan and Phelps
Beautiful
It is unnecessary to smile at the camera when you are beautiful.
Beauty speaks for itself.
–Luna
Sorry not Sorry
“Age before beauty,” at least when it comes to the Drippy Faucet of Youth.
Unless you’re a Millennial Kitten. Then you’ll for sure try to cut in line.
–Lily and Charlie
I don’t want to be part of the narrative of waiting in line. Isn’t there an app where we can schedule our faucet time?
So I tried to cut. Sorry not sorry.
–Luna
Beauty
Waking up to beauty makes every morning better, even Monday morning.
–Amber
Drape
Why merely sit when you can drape?
–Quicksilver
You Smell Weird
Why can’t you just lick yourself clean like we Cats do, Human Mommy? You may not realize it, given the inferiority of your nose, but you smell weird every time you get out of the shower, like chlorine and plastic and false botanical notes.
You no longer smell like your shoes.
You no longer smell like you.
–Amber
Always Look Sharp
Always look sharp, as you never know when the cellphone-wielding Humans will try to capture your official portrait.
–Stella and Cosmo
Dreamboat
It’s not easy being a dreamboat but someone’s got to do it.
–Cosmo
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