Got Milk?
Good for you.
I’ve got Cream.
–Darth Vader
Discerning Panther
Given the choice between a clean, freshly made bed…
…and a dirty comforter waiting to be laundered, where does the discerning Panther install himself?
Do you really need to ask?
–Darth Vader
Panther
It’s okay to stare…
I know I’m too gorgeous for words.
–Darth Vader
Month of the Panther
October is and always will be…
…the Month of the Panther.
–Darth Vader
Importance
Is your cellphone really more important than me, your Lap Panther?
That’s better…
…though a chin skritch would be best of all.
–Darth Vader
Hot
Despite the heat, the Woofies gallop.
Silly Woofies.
–Darth Vader
Do Something!
The Baby Woofie is in my space again, Humans.
Do something!
–Darth Vader
Orange is the New Black
I prefer this spot on the bedspread as it enhances my orange fur.
Orange is the new black, after all.
Pffff.. There’s no need for a “new” black.
Black is the one color that never goes out of style.
–Finnegan and Darth Vader
Boo!
Don’t spend too much on an itchy, ill-fitting Halloween costume that you’ll only wear once!
Sometimes, all you need is to accentuate your eyes.
Boo!
–Darth Vader
Fetch
No, Cosmo, Human Mommy can’t play fetch with you right now.
Can’t you see?
Human Mommy is busy being my cushion.
–Darth Vader
Daily Feline Wisdom 