Cool new gear, Humama. Don’t you try and store it in this box.
The box is mine.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Parallel Parking
Human Mommy, I love you…
…but you are terrible at parallel parking.
I can’t even watch right now.
–Quicksilver
Monday
What’s that, Human Mommy? It’s Monday again?
Please make it go away.
–Luna and Lily
Salad Bar
Thank you for the salad bar, Human Mommy!
It’s nutritious and delicious.
–Luna
Fine, I guess I can share…
Fine, I guess I can share but only with Human Daddy.
He bought my chair after all.
–Darth Vader
Adirondack Chair
What a great purchase, Humans! I love my new Adirondack chair.
No, you may not sit on it, Human Mommy.
It is large but obviously not large enough to accommodate the both of us.
–Darth Vader
Lovely quite Lovely
A grey stripy Princess in a little grey storage box? Lovely…
Quite lovely.
–Luna
Snug as a Bug
Snug as a Bug? Sure, it rhymes.
But snug as a Cat makes much more sense!
–Amber
Nap Marathon
If you had been serious about straightening out the comforter, Human Mommy…
…you would have done so before our nap marathon commenced.
–Darth Vader and Finnegan
Brushing
Even the Biggest, Baddest, Blackest and Whitest Boss Cat looks forward to his weekly brushing.
Yes… Concentrate on the head… I may have had a run-in with a spider web or two.
Bath? What?! No, that’s really not necessary, Human Daddy.
Just keep doing what you’re doing.
Don’t forget my right flank. I fear that I’ve acquired some burrs on both sides of my glossy top coat.
Long story…
–Phelps
Daily Feline Wisdom 