Walking on two paws instead of four?
Is that a thing?
All right, I’ll give it a go.
I’m taller, but I feel awkward.
My balance is off for hunting…er… ornithology.
–Finnegan
Boxes sans stuff…
Love the boxes, Amazon, but Human Mommy orders way too much stuff.
Can we get the boxes without stuff?
–Luna
Deja vu…
Weren’t we here a couple of days ago?
Didn’t you say that this was our only time here for the year?
So maybe I had an altercation with another Cat…
So maybe I have a slight wound to my flank that is weeping stinky pus…
That’s hardly a reason to bring me back here.
You are not my favorite Human right now.
–Phelps
Paw Holding
Be as independent as you want…
…but always make time to hold paws with the one you love.
–Cosmo and Stella
Artistic Side
Yes, I know this is not a toy, Human Mommy.
This is a paint brush.
Did it never occur to you that I might have an unexplored artistic side?
–Luna
Fetch
No, Cosmo, Human Mommy can’t play fetch with you right now.
Can’t you see?
Human Mommy is busy being my cushion.
–Darth Vader
Jealousy
Don’t be jealous, Human Mommy!
You’re still Human Daddy’s favorite Human Lady.
–Lily
Curling up
I don’t like you, we have nothing in common, we look not at all alike…
Still… You were curled up on the bed when I arrived for my requisite daily 18-hour snooze.
It just seemed easier to cohabitate than to hiss you out of my space.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
TDIF
Thank Dog it’s Friday!
Time to relax and recharge and let it all hang out.
–Cosmo
Meowgaritaville
Wastin’ away in Meowgaritaville…
Some people say there’s a woman to blame…
I blame the hammock.
–Quicksilver
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