I think like a Dog, I bark like a Dog, and I smell like a Dog.
I’m all Dog.
Still, those treats smell mighty good and I’m no bigger than the smallest Meowie.
There’s no harm in exploring my latent felinity, is there?
–Xena
Kisses are good…
Kisses are good…
…but nothing says “I love you” like a lick.
–Xena
Welcome Home!
Welcome home, Human Daddy!
I know Monday’s rough…
Just know that you’ve got a Dog at home who loves you more than he loves himself.
–Cosmo
I’m Perfect
There I was, enjoying a Meowmosa-infused brunch with my Girls when you unexpectedly and unacceptably stuffed me in a tiny prison.
Not cool, Humans!
And then the Vet stuck me and weighed me and inquired if, at 11 pounds, I might be on the pudgy side.
Body-shaming? Seriously?
I’m perfect.
–Luna
Referees
Millenial Cats will quarrel impetuously from time to time.
Such is the nature of youth!
If things get out of paw, though, the referees must step in.
That’s enough, youngsters!
–Darth Vader and Quicksilver
Yay Friday!
Yay, it’s Friday!
Time to kick up your heels and/or paws.
–Luna
Opposable Thumbs
I rarely regret my lack of opposable thumbs.
Still, I feel bad that I can’t apply Human Mommy’s makeup in the morning.
Human Mommy tries to do it herself but she needs help.
Badly.
–Amber
Mandala
My paw is on the center of the mandala and the mandala symbolizes the universe.
I control the universe, obviously.
–Luna
Naptime
Oh my, I sure could use a nap!
–Xena
Oh please, let little Xena actually take a nap!
Puppies are exhausting and I sure could use a nap, too.
–Cosmo
Shadow Panther
You’re never truly alone…
…so long as your Shadow Panther is padding along beside you.
–Darth Vader
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