Spring
has
finally
sprung.
–Phelps
Thorough Sniffing
It’s not enough to sniff on just one side of the stream.
Sniff on both sides…
…Plus in the stream itself.
You can never know too much.
You can never smell too much.
–Xena
Consult the Gnome
Mighty cold weather for spring, isn’t it, Mr. Gnome?
What’s that? You don’t foresee it warming up properly until May?
Oh dear…
–Lily
Never lose control
Never lose control of the remote control!
Seriously, how much Meowie daytime programming can a little Puppy handle?
–Xena
Healing
Is your Human suffering from a cold?
Is she running through Kleenex faster than you can consume bully sticks and/or Catnip?
Surround her with Puppy warmth and Kitty purrs and lots of love.
Also, try to lick her nose as that appears to be the source of her problems.
–Xena, Stella, Luna and Cosmo
How to do Monday
We Cats will wake you up, Humans.
The coffee that used to be in this box will keep you awake.
Hopefully…
–Lily
Break Time
I’m on break.
But I’m always alert.
Always ready to guard the homestead against intruders.
–Phelps
Pass the Remote
Pass the remote, Humans.
Bird TV is stuck on the Finch channel.
But I want to watch the Cardinals.
–Lily
Apologies
I won’t say “no” to a lap cuddle.
I’ll accept a head skritch.
Still, you’re not forgiven for abandoning me for a day.
Food? Double my daily ration?
I may forgive you someday.
Someday is not soon.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Nope
Nope.
Go away, Tuesday.
I’m not feeling you.
–Darth Vader
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