Author: sevencatsandcounting
You have again turned down the outdoor thermostat, Human Mommy?

I am going to ignore you now, more pointedly than usual.
–Quicksilver
Great Guard Dogs come in all sizes.

It’s all about the team, the technique and the heart.
–Cosmo, Stella and Xena
Reorganizing the kitchen, Humans? Good for you!

Just be sure to establish a dedicated Cat-sized spot in every cabinet.
–Luna
Your opponent may be 10 times your size.

He may even be more experienced than you in the art of Tug.

None of that means you should give up.

Tug, tug, TUG!!!

You WANT that yellow chicken rope toy.
–Xena
Remember that ballet flat you were looking for, Human Mommy?

Found it!
–Stella
The Humans have not yet repaired the outdoor thermostat.

Send blankets, lots and lots of blankets.
–Darth Vader
On a cold winter morning…

…find yourself a fine ray of sunshine.
–Cosmo
Human Mommy just got up, but Luna stayed!!
She’s totally ignoring me, but she’s still here!!!!!

We are basically best friends now, right?
–Xena
O.M.D. (Oh My Dog)!!!! Luna has fallen asleep on Human Mommy’s lap with her paw resting on my cute Puppy rump.
Only a matter of time until my 2018 resolution comes true!

Only a matter of time until we’re besties!
–Xena
It’s Sunday morning, Human Mommy.
Sleep in as long as you like…

…or until we require your services.

Whichever comes first.
–Luna