Hurry up, Humans!
Get in bed quickly while there’s still room, i.e. before the Meowies arrive.
–Stella, Xena and Cosmo
Good Daddy
To be a good Dog Daddy you need to share all of your toys with your Puppy Daughter, even your most favorite Catnip mousie that you “borrowed” from the Meowies and somehow forgot to give back.
It’s not easy being a Daddy, not easy at all.
–Cosmo
Fixed?
Hey, Cosmo, didn’t the Humans say we were fixed?
Yup, Stella, they sure did!
So how did this happen?!
I don’t know, Stellla, but we’ve got our paws full.
We are parents now.
–Stella and Cosmo
Three’s a Crowd
I’m awfully lonely over here on the sofa.
Ah, that’s better, Human Daddy!
Now it’s starting to feel a bit crowded.
Who invited Amber?
–Cosmo
Again
It’s happening again.
Why oh why is it happening again?!
–Darth Vader
I don’t mean to be overly sensitive, but sometimes I feel like Uncle Darth doesn’t enjoy our together time as much as I do.
–Xena
What Not to Wear
You weren’t planning on wearing this sweater today were you, Human Mommy?
Good, I didn’t think so.
–Cosmo
Puppy
I sense a Baby Woofie behind me.
I hope I’m wrong.
–Darth Vader
You’re not wrong, Uncle Darth! I’m right here!
Wanna play chase after I polish off my bully ring?
–Xena
Demerits
Yet again you have failed to make our bed, Human Mommy.
That will be 5 demerits.
–Lily, Luna, Amber and Quicksilver
Tug-of-War
Your opponent may be 10 times your size.
He may even be more experienced than you in the art of Tug.
None of that means you should give up.
Tug, tug, TUG!!!
You WANT that yellow chicken rope toy.
–Xena
Ballet Flat
Remember that ballet flat you were looking for, Human Mommy?
Found it!
–Stella
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