Do you mind, Paparazzi?
My Shadow Panther and I are enjoying a private moment here.
–Darth Vader
How to do Monday
We Cats will wake you up, Humans.
The coffee that used to be in this box will keep you awake.
Hopefully…
–Lily
Odd Questions
“Good morning, Darth and Silver,” says Human Mommy. “Did you sleep well?”
Did we sleep well? What’s up with the past tense, Human Mommy? We have hours more sleep ahead of us…
Did we sleep well? Well, of course we did and do and will.
We Cats are Masters of the Land of Nod.
–Darth Vader and Quicksilver
Hello Bully Stick
Hello Bully Stick!
I…
…will…
…destroy…
…you!
–Xena, aka Piranha Princess
Apologies
I won’t say “no” to a lap cuddle.
I’ll accept a head skritch.
Still, you’re not forgiven for abandoning me for a day.
Food? Double my daily ration?
I may forgive you someday.
Someday is not soon.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Nope
Nope.
Go away, Tuesday.
I’m not feeling you.
–Darth Vader
Spring has sprung
Spring has sprung!
Don’t mess with my Daffodils.
They are most dear to me.
–Phelps
The Best Woofie
The Meowies tell me frequently that I am the Best Woofie.
It’s nice to know that the Meowies appreciate that I neither chase them nor attempt to steal their stash of ‘Nip.
Still, I don’t appreciate being called a “Woofie.”
I’m a DOG.
–Stella
Abandonment
You’re leaving me over the Holiday weekend, Humama?!
Who authorized this?
I sure didn’t.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Throne
What’s the difference between a chair and a throne?
If a Princess is sitting on it, it’s a throne.
Otherwise, it’s a mere chair.
–Lily
Daily Feline Wisdom 