What a great purchase, Humans! I love my new Adirondack chair.
No, you may not sit on it, Human Mommy.
It is large but obviously not large enough to accommodate the both of us.
–Darth Vader
Lovely quite Lovely
A grey stripy Princess in a little grey storage box? Lovely…
Quite lovely.
–Luna
Snug as a Bug
Snug as a Bug? Sure, it rhymes.
But snug as a Cat makes much more sense!
–Amber
Dishtowels
Dishtowels you say, Human Mommy?
Cat sheets, I say.
I’m right. You’re wrong.
Now go away.
It’s high time for my late afternoon nap.
–Amber
Wardrobe Mistress
It’s a lot of work being Human Mommy’s Wardrobe Mistress.
I have to pick out Human Mommy’s daily outfits and maintain a glorious sheen of shed fur on all her clothes.
The stuff she leaves in drawers and her maxi dresses are fairly easy to maintain.
To maintain the knee-length skirts, mini-skirts, blazers and hanging blouses, though, you have to be prepared to climb.
–Luna
When the Queen’s away…
When the Queen’s away…
…the youngest Princess shall claim the Queen’s pillow.
–Luna
Sushi!
Sushi for dinner, Humans?
Yes, please!
Now where are my chopsticks?
–Luna
Just One Whiff…
As a Scent Hound, sometimes you have to give in and take a good, deep whiff of Meowie butt.
The Meowie’s Murder Mitten slamming down on your pretty Puppy nose is going to hurt.
Worth it. Totally worth it.
–Stella
I’ll get back to you
What’s that, Humans? It’s time to come in from the Private Members-Only Cat Club immediately?
Let me think that over.
I’ll get back to you.
–Luna
Overtime
What do you mean you are going to “Work” and don’t have time to fetch my first Meowmosa of the weekend?
But it’s Caturday!!
“Overtime,” you say.
I hate “Overtime.”
–Luna
Daily Feline Wisdom 