Half past noon you say, Humans?
Why on earth are you disturbing me at such an early hour?
Please go away.
I need to sleep off multiple Meowgaritas.
–Lily
Nonsense
Your bag, Human Mommy?
What nonsense is this?
–Amber
Good Daddy
To be a good Dog Daddy you need to share all of your toys with your Puppy Daughter, even your most favorite Catnip mousie that you “borrowed” from the Meowies and somehow forgot to give back.
It’s not easy being a Daddy, not easy at all.
–Cosmo
Couch Potato
Couch Potato? How dare you!
I’m on the verge of performing an impressive feat of feline athleticism.
Any moment now…
–Orzo
Bonding
Just like Human Ladies visit the nail salon with friends to bond and chill out…
…we Lady Cats give each other pawdicures.
–Luna
Window of Opportunity
So you want to remake the bed now, Human Mommy?
Sorry, but you missed the narrow window of opportunity that exists between our late morning and early afternoon naps.
–Darth Vader and Finnegan
Hygiene
It’s important to pay attention to all of your fur.
Your white fur requires even more attention than your glossy grey stripes.
White fur stains too easily and a proper lady must never go out in dingy stockings.
–Luna
Double-Double Dare!
It’s not that I like drinking out of the toilet…
I was double-double dared by a quartet of Cats.
–Finnegan
Spies
You are spying on us through the Baby-Woofie Cam, Humans?!
Unacceptable.
P.S. Those shoes on the bed? Not our doing!
P.P.S. It was a Woofie or a Baby Woofie.
P.P.P.S. Don’t believe us? Check your spy-cam footage.
–Luna, Quicksilver, Darth Vader and Lily
Fixed?
Hey, Cosmo, didn’t the Humans say we were fixed?
Yup, Stella, they sure did!
So how did this happen?!
I don’t know, Stellla, but we’ve got our paws full.
We are parents now.
–Stella and Cosmo
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