The Meowies tell me frequently that I am the Best Woofie.
It’s nice to know that the Meowies appreciate that I neither chase them nor attempt to steal their stash of ‘Nip.
Still, I don’t appreciate being called a “Woofie.”
I’m a DOG.
–Stella
Snow Day
The best part of a snow day?
Bird TV.
–Luna
Work Hard…
Work hard.
Play harder.
Nap hardest.
–Cosmo and Xena
Identity Crisis
I think like a Dog, I bark like a Dog, and I smell like a Dog.
I’m all Dog.
Still, those treats smell mighty good and I’m no bigger than the smallest Meowie.
There’s no harm in exploring my latent felinity, is there?
–Xena
Daylight Savings Time
Daylight Savings Time doesn’t mean that Wake-Up Time comes an hour earlier.
We Cats wake up if and when we please.
–Lily and Finnegan
Welcome Home!
Welcome home, Human Daddy!
I know Monday’s rough…
Just know that you’ve got a Dog at home who loves you more than he loves himself.
–Cosmo
I’m Perfect
There I was, enjoying a Meowmosa-infused brunch with my Girls when you unexpectedly and unacceptably stuffed me in a tiny prison.
Not cool, Humans!
And then the Vet stuck me and weighed me and inquired if, at 11 pounds, I might be on the pudgy side.
Body-shaming? Seriously?
I’m perfect.
–Luna
Referees
Millenial Cats will quarrel impetuously from time to time.
Such is the nature of youth!
If things get out of paw, though, the referees must step in.
That’s enough, youngsters!
–Darth Vader and Quicksilver
Yay Friday!
Yay, it’s Friday!
Time to kick up your heels and/or paws.
–Luna
Opposable Thumbs
I rarely regret my lack of opposable thumbs.
Still, I feel bad that I can’t apply Human Mommy’s makeup in the morning.
Human Mommy tries to do it herself but she needs help.
Badly.
–Amber
Daily Feline Wisdom 