You’re never truly alone…
…so long as your Shadow Panther is padding along beside you.
–Darth Vader
Hump Day
What’s that, Humans? It’s Hump Day?
Yippee for you!
If you were more Cat-like, this wouldn’t be an issue.
You could just snooze through all the weekdays and glide gracefully into the weekend.
–Lily
Gym Buddies
Fancy meeting you at the gym, Luna!
Please allow me to lick the perspiration from your pearly whiskers.
What’s that? You’re not perspiring?
Oh, I see why…
It looks like your treadmill is broken.
Don’t worry! It will take me just a moment to sniff out the short circuit.
What do you mean by “OFF,” Luna?
Do you prefer for the treadmill to be off–which kind of defeats the purpose? Or do you want me off the treadmill?
Or maybe both?
–Xena
Where in the World is Phelpsie?
Can you see me? No? Perfect!
Took you a moment? Still good…
Camouflage is essential to us hunters …er… nature enthusiasts.
–Phelps
Big Spoon
Someday I’ll be the big spoon.
I just have to get a wee bit bigger first.
–Xena
Orange is the New Black
I prefer this spot on the bedspread as it enhances my orange fur.
Orange is the new black, after all.
Pffff.. There’s no need for a “new” black.
Black is the one color that never goes out of style.
–Finnegan and Darth Vader
Not Yet
Are we Best Friends now, Luna?
No!
Not…
…yet.
–Xena and Luna
Dishtowels
Dishtowels? These are Luna towels. Can’t you see? They are grey and white just like me.
Please use the paper towels.
The fabric ones belong to me.
–Luna
Puppy Pile-Up
Don’t be alarmed if you encounter a Puppy Pile-Up on your couch!
Open a bag of treats or a can of wet food or simply squeak an appealing squeaky toy.
Normal traffic patterns will be restored in no time.
–Stella, Cosmo and Xena
Snoring?
Snoring? Moi?
Lions never snore.
It must be the Woofie.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
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