Humans, Cosmo is taking up way too much space!
His long lankiness is no excuse for his front paw resting against my tail.
Do something, Humans!
If not, I’ll have to deploy my Murder Mittens!
–Lily
Too big?
What do you mean I’m too big to sit on the back of the couch, Humans? I see the Meowies do it all the time.
Uh-oh! The cushions seem to have collapsed under me.
You may have a point, Humans. Either that or your couch is defective.
–Cosmo
Blockage
Sometimes you will encounter a blockage on your way to a higher position.
If the blockage is named Amber, it’s advisable to look for a detour.
–Luna
Snooze Button
Please hit the snooze button again, Human Mommy, for 5 minutes or 15 minutes or 1 hour or…
…however long it takes to reach the weekend.
–Cosmo
Dirty Dishes
Are you planning on washing these dishes, Humans?
Never mind, I’ll just lick off the good stuff and maybe, accidentally, break the Ginger Cat Mug.
The Ginger had it coming.
He’s looking at me funny.
–Quicksilver
Why oh why?
Why oh why did you get her, Humans?
Why oh why are you making those funny hissy noises and folding back your ears, Uncle Darth?
Okay, bye Uncle Darth! Maybe we can play later?
I hope we can play later!
–Darth Vader and Xena
My Weekend as a Dog
For you Dog Lovers out there, their Royal Highnesses Seamus and Ralph provide a sobering account of being left at home with inferior servants.
Enjoy!
Woofs and Wags, Cosmo, Stella and Xena
Play Sesh
Dog oh Dog oh DOG! That was a great play sesh with Cosmo and Stella!
I’m going to take a quick power nap, 15 minutes MAX, to recharge for Round 2.
Oh Dog, oh Dog, oh Dog! That little Puppy is exhausting.
We need a power nap, 15 hours minimum.
–Xena, Stella and Cosmo
Help your Humans Catch Some Zzzz’s
It’s not an everyday occurrence, but every so often, you should help your Humans catch some zzz’s by serving as a pillow.
Trust me. A well-rested Human is much more likely than a sleep-deprived Human to use his opposable thumbs to your benefit by popping open a can or two or three of tuna.
–Quicksilver
A Bed?
A bed, you say? For what? A squirrel, a vole or a tiny guinea pig?
Surely you understand that this “bed” is much too small for me.
It makes for an oddly shaped pillow at best.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
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