The Baby Woofie is in my space again, Humans.
Do something!
–Darth Vader
Mandala
My paw is on the center of the mandala and the mandala symbolizes the universe.
I control the universe, obviously.
–Luna
Naptime
Oh my, I sure could use a nap!
–Xena
Oh please, let little Xena actually take a nap!
Puppies are exhausting and I sure could use a nap, too.
–Cosmo
Spring Looks
Oversized boxes are fine for the winter…
…but the spring calls for slimmer looks.
–Luna
Don’t judge me
Don’t judge me.
I saw you with the pizza last night, Humans.
–Quicksilver
Gimme Some!
Maybe I can’t see the last slice of pizza, but I sure can smell it!
Gimme some, Human Daddy!
C’mon, it’s FRIDAY!!!
–Cosmo
Shadow Panther
You’re never truly alone…
…so long as your Shadow Panther is padding along beside you.
–Darth Vader
Hump Day
What’s that, Humans? It’s Hump Day?
Yippee for you!
If you were more Cat-like, this wouldn’t be an issue.
You could just snooze through all the weekdays and glide gracefully into the weekend.
–Lily
Gym Buddies
Fancy meeting you at the gym, Luna!
Please allow me to lick the perspiration from your pearly whiskers.
What’s that? You’re not perspiring?
Oh, I see why…
It looks like your treadmill is broken.
Don’t worry! It will take me just a moment to sniff out the short circuit.
What do you mean by “OFF,” Luna?
Do you prefer for the treadmill to be off–which kind of defeats the purpose? Or do you want me off the treadmill?
Or maybe both?
–Xena
Where in the World is Phelpsie?
Can you see me? No? Perfect!
Took you a moment? Still good…
Camouflage is essential to us hunters …er… nature enthusiasts.
–Phelps
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