Oversized boxes are fine for the winter…
…but the spring calls for slimmer looks.
–Luna
Dishtowels
Dishtowels? These are Luna towels. Can’t you see? They are grey and white just like me.
Please use the paper towels.
The fabric ones belong to me.
–Luna
Basically Vegan
I’m basically vegan…
…except for being an obligate carnivore.
–Luna
Hydration
Don’t forget to hydrate!
These cold winter temperatures can wreak havoc on your fur!
–Luna
Bonding
Just like Human Ladies visit the nail salon with friends to bond and chill out…
…we Lady Cats give each other pawdicures.
–Luna
Hygiene
It’s important to pay attention to all of your fur.
Your white fur requires even more attention than your glossy grey stripes.
White fur stains too easily and a proper lady must never go out in dingy stockings.
–Luna
Basket
Sure, the mattress is more comfortable.
But we all aspire to occupy the basket.
–Luna and Finnegan
Demerits
Yet again you have failed to make our bed, Human Mommy.
That will be 5 demerits.
–Lily, Luna, Amber and Quicksilver
New Year’s Cleanup
Reorganizing the kitchen, Humans? Good for you!
Just be sure to establish a dedicated Cat-sized spot in every cabinet.
–Luna
More Progress!!!
Human Mommy just got up, but Luna stayed!!
She’s totally ignoring me, but she’s still here!!!!!
We are basically best friends now, right?
–Xena
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