What do you mean you are going to “Work” and don’t have time to fetch my first Meowmosa of the weekend?
But it’s Caturday!!
“Overtime,” you say.
I hate “Overtime.”
–Luna
Roommates
Living with roommates is no easy thing. For example, sometimes your roomie will want to munch on something super stinky on the couch while you’re trying to watch TV.
Eeeewww, Cosmo, really? I’d move but I was here first.
What’s the matter, Darth? Bully Sticks smell AMAZING! I’ll share it with you if you want.
–Darth Vader and Cosmo
Peekaboo
Peekaboo, annoyingly bright morning sun. I see you.
Now I don’t and that’s much better.
–Lily
Paid Product Placements
Here at sevencatsandcounting, we are not above paid product placements and sponsorship deals.
The keyword here is “paid.”
Hey, Target, you owe me 10 jars of Smarty Cat Organic Catnip for this post.
–Luna
After Brunch
After a chatty, meow-mosa fueled brunch with your girlfriends, nothing feels as good as a refreshing catnap.
–Lily, Luna and Amber
Up a Tree
But of course I know how to get down!
Why would you even ask?
–Phelps
What to do?
Pondering what you should do next?
Sometimes the best thing to do is nothing at all.
–Darth Vader
Octocat
Four legs, you say? I’m pretty sure I have more.
Are you sure you counted correctly?
–Finnegan
Conversations with Cats
It’s not always easy to conversate with the Meowies.
Often, they’ll conk out in the middle of your story, long before you get to the point.
Oh well, I guess I’ll just have to restart my detailed account of the hole I’m digging to China in the backyard when Lily wakes up.
–Cosmo
Sorry not Sorry
“Age before beauty,” at least when it comes to the Drippy Faucet of Youth.
Unless you’re a Millennial Kitten. Then you’ll for sure try to cut in line.
–Lily and Charlie
I don’t want to be part of the narrative of waiting in line. Isn’t there an app where we can schedule our faucet time?
So I tried to cut. Sorry not sorry.
–Luna
Daily Feline Wisdom 