Don’t forget to hydrate!
These cold winter temperatures can wreak havoc on your fur!
–Luna
Wake-up Call
Half past noon you say, Humans?
Why on earth are you disturbing me at such an early hour?
Please go away.
I need to sleep off multiple Meowgaritas.
–Lily
Nonsense
Your bag, Human Mommy?
What nonsense is this?
–Amber
Good Daddy
To be a good Dog Daddy you need to share all of your toys with your Puppy Daughter, even your most favorite Catnip mousie that you “borrowed” from the Meowies and somehow forgot to give back.
It’s not easy being a Daddy, not easy at all.
–Cosmo
Couch Potato
Couch Potato? How dare you!
I’m on the verge of performing an impressive feat of feline athleticism.
Any moment now…
–Orzo
More treats…
Can you really say “no” to an extra serving of treats, Humans?
Can you?
–Stella
Showers
You know, if you just licked yourselves clean like civilized creatures, you could avoid this shower nonsense, Humans.
What’s that? You want to stand under a cascade of water voluntarily?
I can’t watch this.
–Finnegan
Monday?
Monday you say, Human Mommy?
Maybe for you but not for me.
I’ve decided to extend my Sunday afternoon snooze to next Friday Night Happy Hour.
–Lily
New Year’s Resolution
What do you mean I’m not keeping up with my 2018 New Year’s Resolution?
I resolved to use the treadmill.
I never specified how I’d use it.
Now go away. You are messing with my napping…er…wellness program.
–Quicksilver
Demerits
Yet again you have failed to make our bed, Human Mommy.
That will be 5 demerits.
–Lily, Luna, Amber and Quicksilver
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