The Baby Woofie is in my space again, Humans.
Do something!
–Darth Vader
Mandala
My paw is on the center of the mandala and the mandala symbolizes the universe.
I control the universe, obviously.
–Luna
Spring Looks
Oversized boxes are fine for the winter…
…but the spring calls for slimmer looks.
–Luna
Gimme Some!
Maybe I can’t see the last slice of pizza, but I sure can smell it!
Gimme some, Human Daddy!
C’mon, it’s FRIDAY!!!
–Cosmo
Shadow Panther
You’re never truly alone…
…so long as your Shadow Panther is padding along beside you.
–Darth Vader
Hump Day
What’s that, Humans? It’s Hump Day?
Yippee for you!
If you were more Cat-like, this wouldn’t be an issue.
You could just snooze through all the weekdays and glide gracefully into the weekend.
–Lily
Where in the World is Phelpsie?
Can you see me? No? Perfect!
Took you a moment? Still good…
Camouflage is essential to us hunters …er… nature enthusiasts.
–Phelps
Not Yet
Are we Best Friends now, Luna?
No!
Not…
…yet.
–Xena and Luna
Dishtowels
Dishtowels? These are Luna towels. Can’t you see? They are grey and white just like me.
Please use the paper towels.
The fabric ones belong to me.
–Luna
Counting
I got a Bully Braid from Human Mommy and a Squeaky Squirrel from Daddy Cosmo.
1 Squirrel + 1 Bully Braid = 2 Chewies
I got a Bully Braid from Human Mommy and another from my fiance Cosmo.
1 Bully Braid × 2 = 2 Chewies
I had a Bully Braid and a Squeaky Squirrel and I gave both away to my Ladies.
(Squeaky Squirrel + Bully Stick) – ( Squeaky Squirrel + Bully Stick) = 0 Chewies
Sacrifices = Good Man
–Xena, Stella and Cosmo
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