Sometimes you encounter an impasse.
If you are stalking along the Cat shelf highway, the impasse is frequently your sister.
–Lily and Luna
Reserving judgment
You are changing my stream, Humans.
I am reserving judgment.
For now.
–Quicksilver
Thorough Sniffing
It’s not enough to sniff on just one side of the stream.
Sniff on both sides…
…Plus in the stream itself.
You can never know too much.
You can never smell too much.
–Xena
Consult the Gnome
Mighty cold weather for spring, isn’t it, Mr. Gnome?
What’s that? You don’t foresee it warming up properly until May?
Oh dear…
–Lily
Healing
Is your Human suffering from a cold?
Is she running through Kleenex faster than you can consume bully sticks and/or Catnip?
Surround her with Puppy warmth and Kitty purrs and lots of love.
Also, try to lick her nose as that appears to be the source of her problems.
–Xena, Stella, Luna and Cosmo
Hello Bully Stick
Hello Bully Stick!
I…
…will…
…destroy…
…you!
–Xena, aka Piranha Princess
Pass the Remote
Pass the remote, Humans.
Bird TV is stuck on the Finch channel.
But I want to watch the Cardinals.
–Lily
Scratching
Don’t scratch in just one spot! That’s lazy.
Propel yourself along the base of the ottoman, leaving your artistic mark on every inch.
This makes for an excellent core workout, too.
–Finnegan
Good Things
Amazon boxes are sort of hit or miss.
Chewy boxes, though, always contain good things, like bully sticks or squeaky toys or best Meowie friends.
Hiya, Luna! How about a kiss?
Dog-diggity-dog! Luna gave me a kiss!
She likes me. She really likes me.
–Xena
Apologies
I won’t say “no” to a lap cuddle.
I’ll accept a head skritch.
Still, you’re not forgiven for abandoning me for a day.
Food? Double my daily ration?
I may forgive you someday.
Someday is not soon.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
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