Cat.
Cat?
Don’t be alarmed! I’m a Ghost Cat.
Sure, I’ve gone over the Rainbow Bridge but sometimes I manifest myself in a crumpled tee shirt to check up on the homestead.
–Charlie, Stretch, Holly, and Ninja
Identity Crisis
I think like a Dog, I bark like a Dog, and I smell like a Dog.
I’m all Dog.
Still, those treats smell mighty good and I’m no bigger than the smallest Meowie.
There’s no harm in exploring my latent felinity, is there?
–Xena
Uber (Tr)eats
There is nothing wrong with having your treats delivered by Uber, Grubhub or the like.
Sure, you pay a little extra and you’re not able to enjoy the atmosphere of the kitchen.
But sometimes it’s just so convenient to snack behind the Woofie gate!
–Luna, Darth Vader and Lily
Bored Face
Paparazzi are EVERYWHERE!
Perfect your bored face.
–Millie and Tucker, Guest Contributors
Daylight Savings Time
Daylight Savings Time doesn’t mean that Wake-Up Time comes an hour earlier.
We Cats wake up if and when we please.
–Lily and Finnegan
I’m Perfect
There I was, enjoying a Meowmosa-infused brunch with my Girls when you unexpectedly and unacceptably stuffed me in a tiny prison.
Not cool, Humans!
And then the Vet stuck me and weighed me and inquired if, at 11 pounds, I might be on the pudgy side.
Body-shaming? Seriously?
I’m perfect.
–Luna
Referees
Millenial Cats will quarrel impetuously from time to time.
Such is the nature of youth!
If things get out of paw, though, the referees must step in.
That’s enough, youngsters!
–Darth Vader and Quicksilver
Yay Friday!
Yay, it’s Friday!
Time to kick up your heels and/or paws.
–Luna
Opposable Thumbs
I rarely regret my lack of opposable thumbs.
Still, I feel bad that I can’t apply Human Mommy’s makeup in the morning.
Human Mommy tries to do it herself but she needs help.
Badly.
–Amber
Do Something!
The Baby Woofie is in my space again, Humans.
Do something!
–Darth Vader
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