Millenial Cats will quarrel impetuously from time to time.
Such is the nature of youth!
If things get out of paw, though, the referees must step in.
That’s enough, youngsters!
–Darth Vader and Quicksilver
Yay Friday!
Yay, it’s Friday!
Time to kick up your heels and/or paws.
–Luna
Opposable Thumbs
I rarely regret my lack of opposable thumbs.
Still, I feel bad that I can’t apply Human Mommy’s makeup in the morning.
Human Mommy tries to do it herself but she needs help.
Badly.
–Amber
Do Something!
The Baby Woofie is in my space again, Humans.
Do something!
–Darth Vader
Mandala
My paw is on the center of the mandala and the mandala symbolizes the universe.
I control the universe, obviously.
–Luna
Spring Looks
Oversized boxes are fine for the winter…
…but the spring calls for slimmer looks.
–Luna
Gimme Some!
Maybe I can’t see the last slice of pizza, but I sure can smell it!
Gimme some, Human Daddy!
C’mon, it’s FRIDAY!!!
–Cosmo
Hump Day
What’s that, Humans? It’s Hump Day?
Yippee for you!
If you were more Cat-like, this wouldn’t be an issue.
You could just snooze through all the weekdays and glide gracefully into the weekend.
–Lily
Gym Buddies
Fancy meeting you at the gym, Luna!
Please allow me to lick the perspiration from your pearly whiskers.
What’s that? You’re not perspiring?
Oh, I see why…
It looks like your treadmill is broken.
Don’t worry! It will take me just a moment to sniff out the short circuit.
What do you mean by “OFF,” Luna?
Do you prefer for the treadmill to be off–which kind of defeats the purpose? Or do you want me off the treadmill?
Or maybe both?
–Xena
Not Yet
Are we Best Friends now, Luna?
No!
Not…
…yet.
–Xena and Luna
Daily Feline Wisdom 